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Sunday, July 27, 2008
The Blaming Game
First read it from a fellow relative's blog, and then received a chain email on the identical content. Find it very entertaining and witful, so decided to blog it down on this entry.

(Malaysians will find this joke particularly funny LOL. My Singaporean friends, if you do not understand any part of this story, you may just ask me personally, I'll explain to you =) )


When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia


One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doingbetter than Malaysia . One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country.



Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :


Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.


Dr M : But Why ?


Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.


Dr M: What! why him?



Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.

Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.


Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly.


Kudos to the person who authored this joke, it is just so brilliant.

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