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李香兰- 张学友


Lyrics - to be prepared soon

Sunday, August 27, 2006
Introducing: Wise Guys!!!!
They are the first German A Cappella group I've found out so far! I think their status in Germany is equivalent to that of perhaps Rockapella in the US. Check out their excellent and witty and entertaining performance, bringing to you this song, Nur Für Dich (Only for You)



Ich bin nur für dich mit dir in Bridget Jones gegangen.
Only for you, I watched Bridget Jones with you

Ich hab' nur für dich mit dem Joggen angefangen.
Only for you, I started jogging

Ich lief nur für dich stundenlang durch diesen Park.
Only for you, I ran through this park for an hour long.

Ich aß nur für dich fettreduzierten Früchtequark.
Only for you, I ate Low Fat Fruit Yoghurt.

Ich trug nur für dich im Sommer Birkenstock-Sandalen,
For you I wore sandals of Birkenstock brand in Summer.

Wirklich nur für dich. Ich musste die auch noch bezahlen!
Really just for you. I still have to pay for them!

Ich hab nur für dich behauptet, Heidi Klum zu hassen...
Just for you, I allegedly hated Heidi Klum

nur für dich! Und trotzdem hast Du mich verlassen.
Just for you! And nonetheless, you dumped me.

Nur für dich, das hab' ich nur für dich getan.
Only for you, I did all that only for you.

Nur für dich. Du warfst mich völlig aus der Bahn,
Only for you. You threw me out of the pathway.

Nur für dich war ich treuer als Olli Kahn!
Only for you, I was more faithful than Olli Kahn

Nur für dich.
Only for you.

Das nennt man wohl "Beziehungswahn".
This is called "Relationship Delusion."

Ich bin nur für dich auf dem Weihnachtsmarkt gewesen.
Just for you, I went to the Christmas Fair.

Ich hab nur für dich "Harry Potter" durchgelesen.
Just for you, I read through Harry Potter.

Ich hab nur für dich jeden Tag das Klo geputzt.
Just for you, I cleaned my loo everyday.

Nur für dich. Und was hat mir das genutzt?
Only for you. Und what did I benefit from it?

Ich hab' nur für dich 'nen Alkoholverzicht verkündet.
Just for you I announced to quit alcohols.

Ich hab' nur für dich meine Playboy-Sammlung angezündet.
Just for you, I burned my collection of Playboy.

Ich hab nur für dich sogar ein Liebeslied geschrieben!
Just for you I even wrote a love song!

Nur für dich. Und trotzdem bist du nicht geblieben.
Just for you. And nonetheless you did not stay (with me).

Nur für dich, dieses Lied war früher deins.
Just for you, this song was initially yours.

Das ist es jetzt aber nich' mehr,
But now it is no longer so,

denn ab heute ist es meins.
as from today it is mine

ich hab's ein bisschen umgedichtet,
I changed the lyrics slightly.

und das macht mich froh!
and that cheered me up!

Jetzt ist es nur für mich und geht ungefähr so:
Now it is only for me and goes something like this:

Ich hab' nur für dich gesagt, dein blaues Kleid sei nett.
Just for you I said that your blue dress was nice.

Das war gelogen - dein Hintern wirkte ungewöhnlich fett!
It was a lie - your bottom looked unusually fat!

Im Einparken bist du die größte Niete aller Zeiten.
To sum up, you are the biggest loser of all times.

Wenn dein Computer abstürzt,
When your computer crashed,

schau' halt in die gelben Seiten.
check out the Yellow Pages.

Man kann Zahnbürsten locker zwei,
One can use a toothbrush

drei Jahre lang gebrauchen.
for 2 or 3 years

"Sex and the City" kann man in der Pfeife rauchen.
In "Sex and the City", one can smoke a pipe.

Es trinken außer dir echt nur alte Tanten Sherry.
Other than you, there's only the old aunty Sherry

Die schönste Frau der Welt ist eindeutig Halle Berry.
The prettiest woman in the world is synonymous to Halle Berry.

Nur für dich, dieses Lied war früher deins.
Just for you, this song was initially yours.

Das ist es jetzt aber nich' mehr,
But now it is no longer so.

denn ab heute ist es meins.
as from today onwards it is mine.

Ich hab' auch die Melodie geändert
I changed the melody too

und das macht mich froh.
and that was fun.

Ich sing‘s noch einmal nur für dich,
I sing it once again just for you

denn jetzt klingt es so:
as now it sounds like this:

Na na na na na – Na na na na na na! Pfrrr!


Hope you enjoyed!
posted by JE @ 11:45   10 comments
Saturday, August 19, 2006
KE7 06/07 Float Presentation
posted by JE @ 23:05   0 comments
Down Syndrome
Slightly depressed now upon reading a blog of one of my best friend during my primary school days.

I am now extremely tired. But I am not in the mood to sleep. I got so much things in my thought I dont know where to start from.

And the rest of my family is having fun in Australia.

What am I doing here?
posted by JE @ 01:56   0 comments
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Heartfelt Congratulations to King Edward VII Hall Rag Team
Sorry to get carried away verbally blasting the Organizers. It was a very fun event tho. And all the efforts of our dear Hall Rag Team members finally paid off.

Congratulations, King Edward VII Hall, for clinching the Best Float Design Award!

I am to proud to be part of this Hall! :)
posted by JE @ 12:49   0 comments
Gaining back School Momentum
Finally settling down after a few weeks of hustle and bustle... Rag and Orientation... Travelling between Campus and Toa Payoh / Serangoon... Going back to work (teaching).... Then Rag day and stuffs... and now the formal lessons have officially started. Was still in kind of holiday mood for the first few days, but slowly gaining the momentum to get back to work. Study that is. But that doesnt mean mugging the lecture notes tho. Have enough of 6 modules, so decided to tone down back to 1st year condition. More time for studies also looking at my CAPs slowly slipped down towards dire conditions.

After 2 weeks (effectively 8 1/2 days actually) of relief teaching, finally can switch my status from a teacher back to a student. But the feeling is really different going back to ur ex-college not as a student but this time as a teacher. Your juniors look upon you with greater reverance. I hope. But they seemed to be more comfortable with me upon knowing that I am actually their senior... Great grandsenior actually, if the batches were to be calculated accurately. (Hence, my MSN nick.) Not only perspective towards the students has changed, imagine your teachers have become your colleagues! Especially the very first few days... feel kinda weird to step into the Staff Room just like that. And its like... how to call them? By their names?
So, for my ex-teachers, I still addressed them as I did. Hard to change the way of addressing. But for new teachers, I address them directly by their name. Not so formal and more friendly isn't it? Nevermind. Now very broke and waiting for my pay due next Wednesday!Have to survive with hmm 70 bucks in my account? Declaring bankrupt.
Ok now, back to school days. Rag Day on Saturday. Didn't feel I contributed enough for Rag, so I decided to volunteer as a Validator representing my Hall for the Rag Day. Without learning in detail prior to assumption to duty, that is. So I went for Validators' Briefing by the Organizers (hmm I shall not mention who they are. You know, later get dragged into lawsuit for allegedly 'defamatory comments on the blog'). Oh well what the heck, free Speech does not exist in this part of the world. Not does it exist anywhere else I guess. Maybe in the Andromeda galaxy?
Oh my, got digressed. So back to the Validators' Meeting. Well, my validating partner reached a conclusion on the meeting at about 10 minutes into the briefing - it is anal. Yes, Anal. The severe anality goes into the extent that they had to give a 3-sentence definition of rain. Ok lar I understand the necessity to give definition on certain stuffs to clarify your perspectives. But erm... 3-line definition is a bit too wordy rite? Summore its not scientific enough also. "Drizzles are not considered as raining, so continue until further instructions are given..." Then, what are drizzles? what is the difference between drizzle and rain? What about the definition of drizzles? Perhaps measure the number of drops of rainwater between pH of 6 to 8 that fell per unit area per unit time?
I can publish a book liao if I go on endlessly, but there's something about the emcees of the day that I really couldnt stand not talking about it. It was soooooo unprofessional. First of all, it is a competition, it is Rag Day, and all Faculties and Halls of Residences are represented. Naturally, the cheers will go on getting rowdier and noisier as time progresses - especially towards the announcement of results - and the Organizers should be happy that the event went on so well that the crowd were cheering so excitedly. And they screwed up by mixing up the prizes awarded to the Faculties and Halls. It would be fine if they just apologize for their mistakes. Just a little embarrassment but they deserve that. Just admit it and go on, what is the big deal? Everyone makes mistakes. But they did not do that. Pride and severe unprofessionalism have prompted them into blaming the crowd for cheering too loudly such that they got confused with the prizes. So I reached a conclusion. They either read with their ears, or they speak with their eyes.
Ok, nevermind. Maybe they were very stressed. But this next mistake made is really unforgiveable. Somewhere along the announcement of prizes, the President decided to make his leave. The crowds were cheering and bidding the President farewell, but it seems the Emcees were lacking in patience. High stress level again? That should not be the excuse. Come on, who would ask thru the microphone this question:
"Has he left?"
Too bad that he didnt switch off his mic, but the three words were picked up loud and clear through the microphone up to the speakers, all the way into my eardrums, cochlea and my sensory nerves!
No, he hasnt left. He was on his way being ushered into his car. He has right. Busted!
How respectful and sincere.
And at the end of the day, when we returned them the validation tools provided by them, all they showed us were long, charred and black faces.
Oh come on, I have organized events before too, and I understand your stress level. And I don't give a *toot* whether my service was appreciated. But hell, please dont show such faces to me. I went through hell lot doing this job for you and at the end of the day I was given a long black sour face. Please do not assume you are the only person in the world to have middle fingers. I have 2 in fact.
Well, these are just highlights of what was went through that day.
Not that I want to complain a lot, but these are really too much.
On the sidenote, my family is going to travel to Australia to visit my brother tonight. How I wish I could follow... argh!!!!
posted by JE @ 09:15   1 comments
Monday, August 14, 2006
Just For Laughs
Received this from a chain letter sent by one of my friends. Thought it's funny and would like to share them:

Some Important LAWS Which Newton Forgot to State



LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start tomove faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, yournose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will!LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrivelast.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold, or a guest will ring the bell.
posted by JE @ 19:11   0 comments
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Hola, ich bin zurück.
Alright so I have not been blogging here for days. Haha.... must apologize to my loyal 粉丝 or 粪屎 but i doubt anyone would be so loyal to check out my blog everyday la. If you do, really many many thanks and many many sorry fir disappearing.

So, what have I been doing the past 2 weeks? Was suddenly offered a job - as a Relief Teacher back in my ex-college. Went through a lot of hassle settling the formalities before I could really settle down and assume my duties for a mere 9 working days. But good pay tho. Muahaha..
The feeling this time is really different. Going back as a Teacher... comparing it with back then when you are still a student. Now the students (or my fellow juniors) see me calling me Mr Low.... argh really not used to it ler. Feel so old!!!!!

But teaching is quite fun lar seriously. Provided the students are matured enough to think for themselves. Some smart asses around tho but nevermind. Muahaha...
posted by JE @ 22:57   4 comments
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